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Sunday, 3 July 2011

The Diaries of Jonith of Gilneas and Pordit Bronzebeard 3

July 2nd

Jonith-This is the first entry into our new journal, that we had to pick up from a trader in Stormwind City. Damn clumsy bugger called Pordit dropped it into the Nazferiti River, and we did not want to go to Stranglethorn and find where the flow had taken it. The paper would have been beyond use anyway. Damn Pordit with your stumpy Dwarf arms.

What happened in Westfall was harrowing. Whenever we followed the clues, we found a shadowy figure, who appeared to be behind the whole thing. These clues eventually lead us to Moonbrook, where the anarchists had been putting up propaganda against the King, and they where all wearing red bandanas. The Defias. My worst fears where confirmed after the transients where united together by the figure to attack Sentinal Hill.

After fleeing back their to warn them, the Shadowy Figure finally revealed herself (literally as she appeared to have no pants on much to Pordits delight) as Vannessa Van Cleef. Van Cleef a name which sends a chill down my spine, he sold me out to the corrupt guards with a bribe, sending me to the Stockade. After freeing a worgen (spit) they burn Setinal Hill to the ground, and we fled to see Varian overnight.

July 3rd

Pordit-It's been ages since I've written in this, the bloody thing was washed down the river and we've only just got a new one. So after killing gnolls and murlocs we discovered clues that pointed to the Defias as the ones behind the recent murders, and sure enough Vanessa VanCleef came into the open and openly attacked sentinel hill! Stoutmantle sent us to Varian to get help, so I change my appearance before going to him. After telling him of the situation I took a stupid chance and begged for his aid to get my treacherous nephew off of MY throne. He set his guards on me, believing me a traitor and it was only because of Jonith's quick thinking and a new haircut that we managed to escape. Stoutmantle sent us to Redridge Mountains for the time being, and I am currently in the beautiful town of lakeshire as I write this. We have killed Yowler and his pack of Gnolls, and we get to move on to the scummy Blackrock orcs! For the alliance!

Jonith- After the killing of the gnolls we where tasked with enlisting the help of true, forgotten hero of the Wars. We where asked to find one John J.Keeshan!

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